TODAY, WE WRITE A MANIFESTO

TODAY, OUR SECOND SENTENCE STARTS WITH THE
FIRST WORD OF THE FIRST SENTENCE.

WE WRITE A SHORT SENTENCE.

THEN A SHORTER ONE.

THEN A REALLY, REALLY LONG ONE
THAT MAYBE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE

BUT IS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY

ONE. WORD. SENTENCES.

THEN WE MAKE OUR POINT EVEN CLEARER.

BY USING FRAGMENTED PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES.

BY REPEATING THAT FIRST PREPOSITION.

BY DOING IT A TOTAL OF THREE TIMES.

AND THEN WE HAVE ANOTHER REALLY LONG SENTENCE THAT BUILDS UP EXCITEMENT FOR OUR OVERARCHING CONCEPT THAT IS SUMMED UP IN A WORD
THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE:

KUMQUAT.